They deserve Medals For Their Tinder Profiles

These 25 people are experts at Tinder profile

1

I like long walks on the beach and small d*cks

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2

I carry messages from elephants to whales

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3

Kern dergs

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4

I have channeled my daddy issues into perfecting the blowjob and reverse cowgirl

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5

Swipe right and I will f*ck you

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6

The only thing lower than my standards is my self esteem

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7

Once you go gimp you will never go limp

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8

Anal is on the menu

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9

Be tall and be in shape

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10

I am outdoorsy in the sense that I like to get drunk on patios

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11

Dislike people’s knees

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12

Curious, want to try ladies

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13

Gag reflex as absent as my father figure. Not looking for anything serious

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14

The best tinder profile yet

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15

Just doing this because my boyfriend did

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16

Boyfriend was using banana peels to have sex

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17

I am everything your mother ever wnted you to date

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18

I am the puppy, you can also find me on Snffr (it is like Tinder but for dogs)

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19

I enjoy older variety and butt penetration

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20

I save animals all day long

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21

Sometimes life hands you lemons that are worth 2 in the bush

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22

Looking for someone to bring to family events

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23

It is all fun and games until I f*ck your dad

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24

I love balls

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25

My teacher said “female masturbation is a myth” So I climbed up on his desk and became a legend

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