Some Strange And Mind Blowing Shower Thoughts For Your Pleasure – Part 1

1

When saying the phrase “Ctrl + Alt + Del”, people never use the full version of Alt

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2

When the book for a class is written by a professor, it’s like they’re trying to give you their mixtape

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3

Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl got really lucky when they named their son Dash

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4

There are more women named Ashley Madison than women on Ashley Madison

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5

Facebook shares are the new “”fw:fw:fw:fw:” of stupid images and jokes

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6

Most men learn to masturbate before they have sex, so most men learn how to pleasure a man before they pleasure a woman

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7

The two main characters of the show “Veggie Tales” are a tomato and a cucumber. Neither are technicaly vegetables

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8

A girl’s butthole has statistically been seen a lot more by her partner than by her

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9

There should be confetti in tires so when there is a blow out, it’s still kind of an okay day

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10

Lions can jump 36 feet in one bound

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11

The thought of getting sunburn is prerry crazy. Something 93 million miles way is burning you

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